A peek at an extremely secretive conversation at the Fuzzy household being conducted on g talk.
Fuzzy: I can't believe I got robbed again boo..hoo!!
PC Man: well what do you expect?why didn't you bank those 10 million or invested it when I told you to do it? You never listen. Look what happened!
Fuzzy: My hard earned money!Do you know how much time it took me to make it? took me total of three days and nights of kidnapping people,blowing up vehicles and smuggling across the border to get that money! *Big sigh*
PC Man: Anyway I have way too much money that I'm thinking of laundering..are you in?We need to move the money in total secrecy and if you help maybe you will be able to make up that loss
Fuzzy: Count me in. I hope you give me a decent cut
PC Man: By the way did you get my gifts?
Fuzzy: Yes,thanks for sending me bodyguards. I really needed those. I'm on hitlist of too many people.
PC Man: Make sure you send me that 0.45 revolver and rifle ok.
Fuzzy: You know ,I can't even keep my property. Bought that abandoned lot and someone took over it within a day. Everyone seems to be hell bent on making me a pauper.
PC Man: Why don't you put them on the hit list?
Fuzzy: I think I'll have to do that. One guy has even unleashed his Mafia on me asking them to attack me. Am I such a soft target?
PC Man: See,if you had joined my gang this wouldn't have happened..
Fuzzy: I'm thirsting for revenge now. I have to prove myself as a strong opponent and make friends with the right people and build up my own gang.
As the two criminals put their heads together to plan a heist suddenly a baby's wail waah!!waah!! is heard in the background breaking their intense concentration.
Fuzzy: *jumping on to her feet* Got to go now.. I will put little bug to sleep and come back and you tell me how I can knife that stupid guy with the terrible moustache ok.
PC Man: Ok,sure. I have killed so many already I think I need to start charging to train amatures like you. 
Fuzzy: Anyway since you are downstairs and nearer to the kitchen ,could you just get away from your laptop and get that bottle of milk up to my room?
PC Man: Why don't you get away from your comp upstairs and come down and get it yourself?
Fuzzy: Huh! I have a good mind to just put you on that hit list as well.
PC Man: You have the nerve to put me on hitlist woman? Mwahaha Mwahaha You are so dead!!!
Fuzzy: OMG!so you are the Don who has been harassing me all along?et tu brutus?then falls Don Fuzzy:(
PC Man: *heard cackling from downstairs* Mwahaha Mwahaha!
Poor baby wails again for desperate attention from these blood thirsty parents. Finally gets the mom and happily settles down on her lap chomping down her milk oblivious of the grimy,dark ,violent and betraying life of crime his parents are leading in the virtual world. Jai ho Facebook mafia wars ki!! Jai ho!!
Oh,my little man
