Random chit chat

1. A tub of vaseline+ toddler= a mom seeing her life flash before her eyes as she steps on the glistening ,shiny, freshly smeared vaseline floor and goes ice skating ungracefully, landing on her ass hard with her load of laundry all over her head. Last seen at the scene was a guy who was laughing hysterically with a remote in the hand and a little devil flashing it's short tail and horns,clapping its hands in glee. They are currently being filed under the missing persons report.

Did you know how hard it is to rub that gooey stuff off the wooden floor?more so with a sore hip *Sigh*

2. Dark clothes+Jay walking = Deathwish.

To the lady who wore dark clothes complete with hooded black sweatshirt and a black bag deciding to jaywalk in front of the speeding cars on a dark dim lit road- A poor woman almost died in shock seeing an outline resembling a human form materialize all of a sudden in front of her car and lives today thanking the God for her quick reflexes. So the next time lady when you are on a similar suicide mission it might help if you wore some brighter clothes or even better if you could use that BRIGHT lit crosswalks meant just for crossing and oblige.

3.When you start planning your weekends around the birthday parties your toddler is being invited to is also the time when you realize how your toddler is having a thriving and more active social life than you.

4.You know you have to had a little too much of the movies during the weekend when you look at your lame car in the morning and wish it could transform itself into a giant robot,fight the baddies and crank up the romance by driving us to exotic places.

5. Richard Branson's space-tourism company, Virgin Galactic, has reportedly considered barring women with breast implants "due to fears that they might blow up." A probability as proven even by the mythbusters - Hmm... interesting!*Amused smile*

6. We now can call ourselves with a new name! According to the urban dictionary

dot-comrade-An online acquaintance with whom you correspond on the Internet. Usually a "dotcomrade" is someone you chat or IM with but have never actually met.

So here's hoping all you dotcomrades got to enjoy a wonderful weekend!