22 questions

A classic example of what some male minds can accomplish if left to wander unattended for some time is this tag passed on by ITW who herself did a great job at this one. I take my community services pretty seriously so I am also going to pitch in my 2 cents to help the hapless guy who was so inquisitive about such info about us women species.

1. How do you feel after a one night stand? Probably colossally regretful if it looked anything like this

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong? Yes

3. Does it hurt? Not as much as answering remarkably stupid questions like these.

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?Yes and if it's directed at you then probably you deserved it.

5. Does size really matter? When it comes to diamonds,bank balance and generosity yes.

6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist? Depends on how handsome Bill actually is

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?Probably because I had to pick up the trash as well as your laundry off the floor while you were busy surfing through sport channels with your butt stuck to the couch.

8. Do you watch porn, too?No, if I need to watch any hyperventilating,sweaty bunch of people contorting their bodies and doing the same thing over and over again I might as well rejoin my aerobics class. Unfortunately both do nothing to me.

9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything? No. But the bigger it is ,the longer it can go in hastening the forgiving process.

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us? Not really.

11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat? Could you take off your eyes from those VS models on the TV for a second and repeat the question?

12. Why are you always late? We are never late. You have a warped sense of time.

13. Does it bother you when we scratch? Yes! Seeing you do that in public makes me believe in man's evolution from monkeys. Not much has changed has it?

14. Do you wish you could pee standing up? Having faced pretty bad restrooms sometimes I wish I could.

15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?Stuck with more or less one choice for the male hair you really wouldn't understand the fun of experimenting with the locks.

16. How often do you think about sex? Obviously not as much as you do

17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date? Whatever floats their boat Hun. It's not for me to judge

18. Would you? boats are not my thing,I prefer to fly

19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?Have you considered taking this "Every" guy to a shrink?this guy seems to have issues.

20. Why does every woman think she can change him? I don't think any woman can change any man unless he is in diapers. I don't attempt the impossible.

21. Does it matter what car I drive? Nopes ,unless of course that's all you have to offer.

22. Do you ever fart? Enfartically no,we never fart nor do we ever lie. Believe this and women will no longer be a mystery to you .

Now to pass this hat of knowledge for a few more enlightening 2 cents I call upon Rayshma,Orchi (unless you are already tagged) and Preethi.