Will they or won't they?
I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.- Jerry Seinfeld
I would like to introduce our latest set of green victims Mwahahaha! The ever hopeful PC man in spite of our last evil victorious disastrous attempt at being the saviors of plant world has gone ahead and got these poor fellas once again. What can I say?If you look carefully the second guy has already been threatened with deforestation by the capable young hands of the black thumbed junior apprentice of the house. But this time around there might be hope. I'm taking Gauri's advice and talk to them and bore them to death or even better have them either call us on the phone or just email us just to know how we can make them feel more comfortable. Perhaps if they don't make that call we ourselves can call them up and catch up about their boring adventurous plantly life now and then. Crazy?Loco?Fuzzy has lost her mind you say? Aha, Just take a look at this. These bunch of students have gone ahead and answered every black thumbed person's prayers. Now with their invention the happy plants can let the absent minded humans just have it if they dare ill treat them or deprive them of any of their rights. Like this message which was found on our answering machine. I'm sure the next time we repeat the mistake they might get nasty and leave hate messages like "The roses have wilted,the violets are dead. The bowls are empty and so is your head". I won't be surprised if they even start their own plant blogs dissing us publicly for all those atrocious unpardonable plant crimes we committed*shudder*. I think it's high time we got our act together and took care of these guys this time around.
Anyway since I'm also swamped at work and my creative juices are running low at the moment why not make this a poll?Everyone who participates gets a free coffee and donut,yep..no kidding.
So how do you think these poor fellas going to fare in this evil plant plotting household this time around?
Take your pick...
1. Are you kidding?They look already dead!
2. *Casting angry reprimanding looks* You seem to have a PhD in plant torture. I hope they bombard you with nasty emails and call the Plant protective services on you
3. I will be surprised if they even make it through the next couple of days dude.
4. O ye of little faith, why are ye fearful?they shall not disappoint ye.
5. I'm here just for the free coffee and donut. Just give it to me!
As promised go Here and get your coffee and donut. Just tell them Fuzzy sent you and you might get a discount the next time around. Help yourselves to as many as you wish,just so you know how nice and generous really I am. Meanwhile let me get back to some chit chat with my plants and slip them a wrong email i.d.
