Missing in action

Have you seen this woman?

She was last seen blogging around this blog and has not been heard of for some days now. All we found is this picture and we have some reasons to believe that this very likely could have been her.

The features which helped us pin her down:

1.Most of the days she wakes up late having forgotten to set the alarm the previous night and is seen muttering to herself that she is running late while she carries the kid to drop off at the sitters. Then remembers she hasn't turned off that iron box and frantically calls her hubby to see if the house is already on fire.

2. Burns atleast one breakfast ,an occasional lunch and dinner almost every week due to her brilliant multitasking abilities . Sometimes she is seen shaking her fist at the smoke alarm blaring on some burnt toast or potatoes when it happens before chaos ensues.

3. Swears at the evil scale and calls upon it's death saying it's gone over to the dark side and it better not conspire in this weighty coupe being staged against her.

4. Grooms herself in record time and knowingly ignores that small suspicious unidentified stain on the sweater.

5.Reaches 20 minutes late to work and hopes no one notices,blames it all on the "lazy husband and kid " phenomenon.

7.Sneezes a couple of times and wipes her reddened nose a little harder in order to irriate her germ phobic co worker just for kicks.

8. Remembers she forgot her lunch in the refrigerator and perhaps even left the trash bag at the door.

9.Forgets at times to fill up the gas and ends up at times taking the wrong exit (blames it on the Tim Horton's coffee she missed that evening)

10. Gets caught in rain without the umbrella all the time and ends up looking like an electrocuted wet cat when she goes to pick the kid up.

11. Kicks herself for forgetting that she had to go help a friend in packing stuff to move after the friend leaves a superlatives filled message on her answering machine reminding her of the same.

12. Smiles through clenched teeth when hubby calls to remind her of his evening office party and her turn to put the toddler through bath and bed and then loses balance tripping over the lego pieces and lands on her nose.

13.Falls on her feet and thanks the lord after finding some frozen pizza inside the fridge so she doesn't have to cook for the night

14. Feeds and packs off the bouncy toddler to bed and fixes a glass of wine,thinks of her blog and sighs ,thinks of her gym membership and a ballooning back with a much deeper sigh, then passes off on the sofa while trying to catch up on the desperate housewives along with her pending work snacking on some potato chips for solace.

We are currently trying to dig her out and get her to finish some of the tags that she has been accumulating at her blog along with her growing laundry at home which threatenes to flow out of her door and cause a tsunami into the neighbor's house. We think it being friday and all she ought to be restored into a happier mood effortlessly. Nothing that a weekend and some lazy cocktails can't fix. Meanwhile keep her in your thoughts and wish her speedy recovery.