Sleepless rants

Up for another night due to Ina.Why,oh why is that stupid tooth not coming up yet?Isn't 3 days in a row time enough for it to decide it had enough of being cooped up between gums and now its high time to rise and shine literally speaking!Maybe this devil tooth is waiting for halloween night to come out.Anyway we are up and Ina's dad is taking his turn in comforting my fussy baby so what does the mom do?Well she gets on the comp to blog!! But hey cut me some slack,I've been up with an incessantly crying baby and haven't been able to catch a good amount of sleep required for a normal functioning human being for 2 nights .I had to hum "rock a bye baby"for nearly 100 times because that somehow used to make her quiet for few minutes and now I've decided I won't sing that song for another week atleast for sure after I caught myself humming it even in my bathroom!!I have to deaddict myself from singing that song!!It has made a permanent place in my head now and I can't seem to get rid of it! So you see,I'm not really in the best of my moods and I feel I don't even need to dress up for halloween,I look zombie enough as it is right now because another night out today will be perfect and sans makeup I'm ready for Halloween.
Ok,just now Ina's dad came and told me she is doing fine and seems to be settling down to sleep also YAY!!(Thank you sweet lord!!).But we will wait for some more time now till she falls asleep to be just sure.He said he will go stay with her till she falls asleep so I can do my blogging for sometime in peace(He is such a sweetheart,I'm lucky to be married to this wonderful guy truly).
So where was I?Yes trying to blog and cheer myself up.Yesterday it was fun ,we had gone out for lunch with one of our friends family.They have a hyper active son of 7 years who has recently developed a healthy appetite to read all the riddle and puzzle books and then quiz any victim he finds accessible.Well for the afternoon there we were his victims for the day.He is really adorable little boy but sometimes his quizzes do get on your nerves after sometime.But yesterday it was kind of fun,I had fun answering his halloween quiz and infact we enjoyed it.Here are some of those,see if you can answer these yourselves and feel free to add on incase you have some new ones.
1.What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
2.Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
3.Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
4.What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein(I liked this one)
5.What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
6.Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation ...
7.What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

I found another cute one sent by one of my friend:
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

I'm winding down for the day.Ina's dad just came in and told it's all clear!so we can finally go and sleep.Gudnite and peace!


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