What do you say?
How many times have you wondered whenever you attended a funeral that how it feels to be buried.I know I certainly have and no I don't think I have issues ,it's just the inquisitive part of me I guess and perhaps that one part of me that makes me watch horror movies even though I know I wouldn't like it.It's simple ,perhaps the unknown always kind of beckons more than the known. I am a self confessed claustrophobic,I hate confined spaces so it's more horrible for me to imagine how it would be to be cooped up in a box and lowered six feet under. My fear is something that is shown in Kill Bill 2 where Uma Thurman gets buried alive(that scene returns to haunt me so many times,thank god she made her way back otherwise I would have been permanently scarred)! And so incase you always wondered now is your chance to know.

dirt? It’s definitely an uncommon opportunity to chill out in a cozy box for 15 minutes and then resurface for a fanfare greeting (yes if anyone of you chose this you can be sure I will come to cheer you) Besides that, who can resist the chance to acquire such a fantastic party story?(I can,but you brave souls I know are more adventurous)
who are going to bury you.Hmm..how will the conversation go? Mr.Undertaker-Hi there,Ms Fuzzy,today I am going to bury you
So after this and another lecture delivered about how premature burials were such a common thing in the past (Ok,this is not something I'm making up,as per the experience of one person who went through this,this is how the process goes,My question is, is it necessary to say that just when you are preparing to get buried?)Anyway after the warning bells start ringing continuously as you think about those poor souls who got buried alive,you get ready for the experience.
All light and nearly all sound are sealed out.So now you are officially dead!(OMG,my thoughts would be "what possessed me to get myself here")Inside the coffin, a closed-circuit video camera monitors participants (yes,I bet that would make an interesting footage,not to mention creepy)
prefer to get some sudoko to kill that time!Then once its all up you hear yourself being excavated and soon enough you will step out and enjoy the feeling to be alive again.You thus successfully attended your own burial.




14 comments:
"Get in touch with yourself?" I'm not EVEN going there.
That said, I've had the same curiosity about being buried alive, but it's usually followed by gasping for air.
I dont want to be buried alive.. I dont like the idea and I wont think about it....
I don't even want to be buried when I'm dead!
No thanks. When I came out of anestetic after open heart surgery in March of 2003, I laid in the hospital bed and was pretty sure I was talking to the Creator, (or I had some great drugs going through the tubes into my body), I asked him if this was it and should I let go and die now, was this my time. I was calm about it, ready to go if that was going to be the case.
He told me to keep fighting and that was not the time I was going to die. He said he'd tell me when.
To me, that was my time "in the coffin". I was ready, but it wasn't to be that day. Maybe so I can work for peace and be a Grandpa to a mess of kids.
Like Singleton, no burial for me, I wanna burn baby burn. That's what I asked, but I certainly won't have any way of getting my way, will I?
Peace
i agree am nuts.. but this really goes a tad too far! i'm sure i can come up with better ways to spend my time...!
lol.. loved reading it. Is it morbid fridays? ;) Just kidding
Well, this is different. Cremation, baby!
No thank you.no amount of anything will make me want to do this experiment.Cannot even think about it.Like you said" what if they forget."
Dorky dad-Lol!You have an imaginative mind:)My curiosity remains only in that stage of being curious,I also don't think I can venture into knowing anything more.
Dramadiv@-Lol,this was supposed to be just a funny take on that,I too feel its pretty absurd to undergo anything like that.I share your fears,I don't want to be buried.It scares the hell out of me to even think about it.
Singleton-I hear ya and I agree!
Spadoman-You certainly were needed to be with your family and enjoy with your grand children and feel the love.I feel you are a trooper.I wish you great health and plenty of happiness for many many more years to come.You are much needed even here amongst us!
I feel the same about being buried,in my religion its the fire which will take you in the end so in that sense I guess I know how it will be.But then again does it really make any difference?Sometimes I do feel both fame and death are truly overrated.My grandmother always says ultimately in any form you go back to the earth itself.
Rayshma-Sorry friend,I know this was bit morbid but I just wanted to give it a funny take.I guess I got people going way too serious about it:)
Sanjay-You were right,perhaps it was morbid friday!I'm glad you laughed at this as that was the only intention if this post:)
EOTR-Yes hear it for cremation from my side too!
Lalitha-Lol,exactly!what if they decide to take a coffee break and come back later:)Nothing would make me go for this too!
Y'know what? I might just be willing to do it....something's been edging me to get a li'l more adventurous..i have been thinking of doing a few things like some extreme sport (which is not so extreme() like bungee jumping so, maybe I can handle this.....atleast I would be curious enough to try it.
LOL, I have no desire to be buried...alive or dead. Fertilize the flowers & trees with my ashes...
I have a friend who has a coffin that he pulls out on Halloween...when I go there, I can't help but to crawl inside. It's strange.
Orchid-You my friend is truly the adventurous one!I have a feeling if we were to have met as classmates we would have really hit off well:)I love your spirit.By the way when you do go for bungee jumping and need a company just let me know,I have been thinking about it but just have not gathered enough guts to try it out.That is certainly one of the things I want to do in my life!
Skinny-Coffins of any kind creep me out,maybe its all those Ann Rice novels and those vampire movies!But I bet during Halloween it can be kind of fun:)I too would prefer my remains be scattered as ashes than be buried.Somehow burial thing scares me out!When you think about it each culture treats its dead ones in a different way.Each one has its own concept about death and treating its dead.But all concepts do advocate the earth to earth theory I guess.Just the ways are different.
Close contact with various gods; hmmph; in case they forget to dig you out, that surely be close contact with other dead ones.
But a nice place for retrospection!
Rebus-Lol,I agree the dead ones would surely be the only contact if they did indeed forget!Thanks for coming by and hope to see you around.I will be hopping down to your blog soon:)
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